![]() 06/24/2015 at 12:32 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Enthusiasts: WE DEMAND MORE MANUAL BROWN WAGONS!!!
Auto Industry: Okay, here you go.
Enthusiasts: GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT!!!
Auto Industry: Oh. We made a mistake, lets cancel the car.
Enthusiasts: HOW DARE YOU KILL OFF OUR SACRED COW! WE DEMAND MORE MANUAL WAGONS!
Auto Industry:...Let’s...let’s just make crossovers and Camry competitors. We never got yelled at by crazy people for that.
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But that mini isn't a wagon at all...
![]() 06/24/2015 at 12:40 |
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In reality it’s only enthusiasts with planned new car purchases that matter.
Persiannly, I like this effort. Time will tell.
![]() 06/24/2015 at 12:47 |
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Why do people want a brown manual diesel wagon so badly? Seriously I do not understand the love for this very specific item, nor would I even want a brown car. Diesel manual, yeah of course I would want one of the many cars Europe gets that the US doesn’t.
![]() 06/24/2015 at 12:53 |
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Yes it is.
![]() 06/24/2015 at 13:19 |
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It is a wagon.
![]() 06/24/2015 at 13:19 |
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This is truth.
![]() 06/24/2015 at 13:27 |
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I dont get it either. I’m all for wagons and manuals, but I’m not a fan of diesels unless its an HD truck, and brown car? Ewwwwww.
![]() 06/24/2015 at 13:41 |
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enthusiasts: yay! you made a car we love! gosh I hope someone buys them new so I can get them cheap on the used market in 10 years
![]() 06/24/2015 at 13:43 |
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Only a few cars I go crazy that I can’t have in the US. LR Defender. Holden Maloo. And any diesel from VW BlueMotion lineup. Yeah I know it’s a wide variety
![]() 06/24/2015 at 14:38 |
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I know it at least started as a joke. People always bitching about manuals, wagons, diesels, I don’t think those needs explanation. Brown is an underused color, where it’s used it usually looks very good, and there was a period where it was almost in the same category as the first three. The BMDW is just a combination of all the aforementioned “positive” attributes into a “perfect” jalopnik vehicle, and somewhat of a meme(?). Like “because racecar” or I think it’s a lambo.
![]() 06/24/2015 at 16:10 |
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‘BMDW’ makes it sound like a category on a porn site.
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Yes it does